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Group Crows Ravens Christmas Ornament Attempted Murder Funny Holiday
This Group Crows Ravens Christmas Ornament features two stylized black birds facing each other with bold Attempted murder text. Get yours today!
Estimated arrival: Apply to the United States - Except public holidays (Shipping times may be longer for other countries.)
The estimated delivery date is based on your purchase date, the recipient's location, the seller's processing time and location, and the shipping carrier. Other factorslike placing an order on a weekend or a holidaymay end up pushing the arrival of your item beyond the estimated delivery date. It's our hope that your item gets where it's going as soon as possible, but given the factors involved, this is only an estimate.
Oct 17
Order placed
After you place an order, it will take us 3-5 business days to prepare the item for you.
Oct 21 - Oct 23
Order ships
Your item will be packed for shipping and we will email you a tracking code.
Oct 27 - Nov 03
Delivered!
Estimated to arrive at your doorstep Oct 27 - Nov 03!
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Two stylized black birds, likely crows or ravens, face each other against a crisp white background, capturing the essence of dark humor with the phrase “Attempted murder” boldly displayed. This charmingly eerie decoration, the Group Crows Ravens Christmas Ornament, is perfect for adding a quirky touch to your holiday décor. At Podhalastore, this ornament can become a beloved keepsake, sparking laughter and conversation during festive gatherings.
Artistic Representation of Dark Humor
Playful Yet Edgy Atmosphere
This ornament appeals to dark comedy fans and those who appreciate a twist on traditional holiday themes. It perfectly fits families who add a quirky holiday ornament gift to their tree each year, showcasing their playful side. Each time the ornament is hung, it becomes a cherished memory, celebrating humor in the holiday season.
Craftsmanship & Quality
At Podhalastore, we ensure top-tier quality. Review our product specifications below:
- Material: Lightweight ceramic — won’t weigh down tree branches. Imprint full-color artwork, photos, or logos for bright, crisp colors that match the design perfectly.
- Shapes: Available in 4 shapes — Heart, Oval, Circle, and Star.
- Printing Area: One side, or both sides for double-sided designs.
- Hanging: Pre-drilled hole for the hanging string, gold-toned string included — attaches securely to the tree so it stays cat-and-child-proof.
- Keepsake Quality: A custom-made ceramic ornament makes a treasured heirloom to use year after year, generation after generation.
Note: Due to different monitor and light effects, the actual color of the item might be slightly different from the visual pictures.
Care Instructions: Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth. Avoid harsh chemicals and soaking in water.
Perfect for Holiday Celebrations
This ornament is ideal for holiday parties or as a conversation starter during family gatherings. Its quirky humor makes it a great addition to any Christmas tree, bringing a smile to guests and family members alike.
Common Questions About the Ornament
What does the design represent in dark humor culture?
The design plays on the juxtaposition of festive cheer with a darkly humorous twist, appealing to those who enjoy irony in their holiday decorations. It speaks to a subculture that finds joy in the unexpected and unconventional.
Who would appreciate this ornament as a gift?
This ornament is perfect for fans of dark comedy or bird enthusiasts who enjoy adding a unique touch to their holiday decor. It makes a great gift for friends who have a penchant for the macabre, especially during gatherings that celebrate quirky humor.
| Note * |
These products are produced by many of our co-operated vendors in North America, the EU, and China.
We shipped these countries: United States, United Kingdom, Croatia, Bulgaria, Canada, Belgium, New Zealand, Lithuania, France, Luxembourg, Israel, Germany, Romania, Singapore, Austria, Poland, Georgia, Philippines, Netherlands, South Korea, Australia, Ireland, Malaysia, Norway, Turkey, Spain, Taiwan, Switzerland, Costa Rica, Italy, Thailand, Iceland, Sweden, Greece.
| Delivery Time = Processing time + Shipping time |
| Production time |
Printed apparel (normal/ partial printing)
3-5 business days
Special for Canvas/Poster printing
5-7 business days
All Over Print apparel and products (Full Prints)
7-12 business days
| Shipping time |
Printed apparel (normal/ partial printing)
5-7 business days
All Over Print apparel and products (Full Prints)
11-20 business days
| International orders may take an additional 1-2 weeks |
View detail here: Shipping Policy
| Returns policy |
Please be reminded that our policy lasts 7 days from the date that you receive your product from us. If 7 days have gone by since the delivery of your purchase, we can't offer you a refund or exchange, unfortunately. We stand behind the quality of our products and guarantee our workmanship. Any defects or errors on our part will result in a replacement at no charge.
Due to all our products being made-to-order, we typically do not accept returns or exchange due to user error such as incorrect selection of sizes, designs, colors, etc.
Please be informed that our products are customized and manufactured under market demand; thus, they are not always available items. Also, advertised images may be slightly different from the actual item in terms of color due to the lighting during photo shooting or the monitor's display. Hence, please allow the 20% difference between the advertised images and the actual item you received.